Out of the mouth of Babes - comes out the funniest $h!t

so we're watching the olympics, my kids and i. the commentator is talking about "The Flying Tomato" and they look at me as to say "why on earth is there a tomato flying in the olympics???".  i explain that it's cause he "flies" on his snowboard and he has red hair.  all of my sudden my son (age 4) starts laughing.  that laugh that kids have that shakes up their bellies and they're rolling around on the floor.  so i ask him what's so funny.  he looks at me, laughing still, and says "if his hair was yellow we could call him The Flying Banana" 

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:15:00 -0800

Shopping Sucks!!

If there is one thing i hate is to go shopping.  Shopping on-line is not too bad, but actually going to a store is the worst thing in the world.  You can never find everything you need in one place, cause all stores are dedicated.  So i need to go to a women's store to get things for me.  to a shoe store to buy shoes.  to a kids store to get stuff for the kids.  a men's store for my husband.  and god forbid i'm buying presents - then it's going into all the stores to try and figure out what to buy for the person i'm buying for.

 

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:29:00 -0800

sucky weather

The sun has yet to come out today.  Sometimes, on day's like this, i miss living in Hawaii.  Over there the sky is the most beautiful, vibrant blue that you can imagine.  Here the sky is gray, with clouds as far as you can see.  It's the kind of day when all you want to do is stay in bed and sleep.

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:20:00 -0800